Chocolate Bottoms

Chocolate Bottoms

£12.00
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Chocolate Bottoms

Chocolate Bottoms

We’re confident that these fabulous chocolate bottoms will be a hit with anyone lucky enough to receive them!

£12.00

Perfect For Gifting

Handmade in the UK

Premium Ingredients

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Description

Treat yourself to our irresistible chocolates, designed to brighten anyone's day. Our exquisite handmade milk, dark, and white Belgian chocolate bottoms are the perfect gift to bring joy and delight. Crafted with care in our Somerset kitchens, we prioritise not only exceptional taste but also stunning presentation. 

Product Details

Handmade from dark, milk and white Belgian chocolate
Box contains nine novelty milk chocolate bottoms
Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist)
Box Weight: 74g
Box Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 2.5cm

Nutritional Information

Typical Values Per 100g

Energy kJ 2,343, Energy kcal 560, Fat 36g, of which Saturates 23g, Carbohydrate 51g, of which Sugars 49g, Protein 5g, Salt 0.21g

Ingredients & Allergens

sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring.

Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 53.5% minimum.

Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 33.5% minimum, Milk Solids 21.8% minimum.

White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 28% minimum, Milk Solids 23% minimum.

May contain traces of Gluten (Barley, Wheat) Nuts (Tree nots, Peanuts)

Delivery & Returns

Handmade Dispatch: As everything is made to order, standard delivery usually ships within 2–3 working days.

  • Standard UK Shipping: £3.99.
  • Next Day Delivery: £6.95. Order by 2pm for next working day delivery (Orders placed Friday arrive Monday).
  • NI & Offshore: * Northern Ireland: £8.00 (2–4 days)
  • Isles & Channel Islands: £15.00 (2–4 days)
  • Missed Delivery: A signature is required. If you're out, the carrier will leave a card to arrange collection or re-delivery.
  • Returns: Not 100% satisfied? Please contact us and we will aim to resolve any issues as quickly as possible.

FAQ's

What if my chocolate arrives melted or smashed?

We take the hit. If your gift arrives broken or heat-damaged, snap a photo and we’ll dispatch a fresh replacement immediately. Your gift will arrive perfect, guaranteed.

What if it’s late and misses the special day?

Nothing kills a celebration like a late gift. Use our Tracked 24 or Special Delivery at checkout to hit your deadline. Watch the countdown on the product page to see exactly when we ship.

What if it looks "cheap" or nothing like the photos?

This isn't mass-produced plastic. It’s hand-carved Belgian chocolate from our Somerset studio. Scroll to our Customer Gallery to see unedited photos from real buyers - what you see is what they get.

What if the recipient has a dangerous allergy?

We don't hide the facts. Every product page has a clear Allergy Alert. If you’re worried about a specific ingredient, jump on our Live Chat for an instant answer before you buy.

What if I want a refund because I’ve changed my mind?

It’s food, so we can't restock it. But if you’re unhappy with the quality or service, we won't hide behind a policy. Contact us and we’ll find a solution that leaves you smiling.

Does it tastes like waxy "novelty" chocolate?

"Novelty" doesn't mean low-grade. We use premium Belgian cocoa with a high butter content for a smooth melt. If it doesn't taste as good as it looks, tell us - we’ll make it right.

What if they see the price inside the box?

We’re gifting experts. We never include invoices or price tags in the parcel. Your recipient sees the beautiful chocolate and your note; the "boring" stuff stays in your inbox.