Chocolate Bottoms

Chocolate Bottoms

£12.00
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Chocolate Bottoms

Chocolate Bottoms

£12.00
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Crafted in the UK

Handmade with Belgian Chocolate

No Palm Oil

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Description

Treat yourself to our irresistible chocolates, designed to brighten anyone's day. Our exquisite handmade milk, dark, and white Belgian chocolate bottoms are the perfect gift to bring joy and delight. Crafted with care in our Somerset kitchens, we prioritise not only exceptional taste but also stunning presentation. 

Product Details

Handmade from dark, milk and white Belgian chocolate
Box contains nine novelty milk chocolate bottoms
Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist)
Box Weight: 74g
Box Dimensions: 10cm x 10cm x 2.5cm

Nutritional Information

Typical Values Per 100g

Energy kJ 2,343, Energy kcal 560, Fat 36g, of which Saturates 23g, Carbohydrate 51g, of which Sugars 49g, Protein 5g, Salt 0.21g

Ingredients & Allergens

sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring.

Dark Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 53.5% minimum.

Milk Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 33.5% minimum, Milk Solids 21.8% minimum.

White Chocolate contains: Cocoa Solids 28% minimum, Milk Solids 23% minimum.

For allergens, see ingredients in bold.

May contain cereals containing gluten, nuts and peanuts

Delivery & Returns

Handmade Dispatch: As everything is made to order, standard delivery usually ships within 2–3 working days.

  • Standard UK Shipping: £3.99.
  • Next Day Delivery: £6.95. Order by 2pm for next working day delivery (Orders placed Friday arrive Monday).
  • NI & Offshore: * Northern Ireland: £8.00 (2–4 days)
  • Isles & Channel Islands: £15.00 (2–4 days)
  • Missed Delivery: A signature is required. If you're out, the carrier will leave a card to arrange collection or re-delivery.
  • Returns: Not 100% satisfied? Please contact us and we will aim to resolve any issues as quickly as possible.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 21 reviews.

Fab chocs, bought as gift for friends but was lucky enough to sample, very tasty😁.

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Look nice but smaller than I expected

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They were a Birthday present Arrived as promised and delt with the lovely Polly who was extremely helpful.. Thank you They went down very well...

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The chocolate tastes amazing!

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Bought as a gift for my friend and she was most amused!

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Brilliant products, great company to deal with. Will deffo be back for more...

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Cute and funny gift Exactly as described and speedy

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Tasty chocolate.very fast delivery

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Quick delivery, perfect gift for my friends 50th birthday.

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Good quality chocolates in a cheeky shape. Came quickly and in perfect condition. Very happy!

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Really nice chocolate as well as being funny.

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Purchased for someone who was having surgery so very appropriate! Made them laugh and they tasted amazing as always!

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Excellent quality chocolate, great fun item

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Worth every penny, super fun item

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A great way to make your partner laugh

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Tastes great, looks funny and will make anyone laugh Now I just buy these, they're banging

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A funny little present that tastes great.

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Lovely surprise and tasty chocolates Thank you

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FAQ's

What if my chocolate arrives melted or smashed?

We take the hit. If your gift arrives broken or heat-damaged, snap a photo and we’ll dispatch a fresh replacement immediately. Your gift will arrive perfect, guaranteed.

What if it’s late and misses the special day?

Nothing kills a celebration like a late gift. Use our Tracked 24 or Special Delivery at checkout to hit your deadline. Watch the countdown on the product page to see exactly when we ship.

What if it looks "cheap" or nothing like the photos?

This isn't mass-produced plastic. It’s hand-carved Belgian chocolate from our Somerset studio. Scroll to our Customer Gallery to see unedited photos from real buyers - what you see is what they get.

What if the recipient has a dangerous allergy?

We don't hide the facts. Every product page has a clear Allergy Alert. If you’re worried about a specific ingredient, jump on our Live Chat for an instant answer before you buy.

What if I want a refund because I’ve changed my mind?

It’s food, so we can't restock it. But if you’re unhappy with the quality or service, we won't hide behind a policy. Contact us and we’ll find a solution that leaves you smiling.

Does it tastes like waxy "novelty" chocolate?

"Novelty" doesn't mean low-grade. We use premium Belgian cocoa with a high butter content for a smooth melt. If it doesn't taste as good as it looks, tell us - we’ll make it right.

What if they see the price inside the box?

We’re gifting experts. We never include invoices or price tags in the parcel. Your recipient sees the beautiful chocolate and your note; the "boring" stuff stays in your inbox.