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Description
These playful chocolates are the ultimate gift for bringing laughter and joy on birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or during stag and hen parties. Crafted from the finest white, milk, and Belgian chocolate, they’re guaranteed to make anyone smile and leave a lasting impression!
Product Details
Nutritional Information
Ingredients & Allergens
Delivery & Returns
Handmade Dispatch: As everything is made to order, standard delivery usually ships within 2–3 working days.
- Standard UK Shipping: £3.99.
- Next Day Delivery: £6.95. Order by 2pm for next working day delivery (Orders placed Friday arrive Monday).
- NI & Offshore: * Northern Ireland: £8.00 (2–4 days)
- Isles & Channel Islands: £15.00 (2–4 days)
- Missed Delivery: A signature is required. If you're out, the carrier will leave a card to arrange collection or re-delivery.
- Returns: Not 100% satisfied? Please contact us and we will aim to resolve any issues as quickly as possible.
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 56 reviews.
The quality of the chocolate was way better than I expected
Lovely product and great customer service
Love it ty
So so ace! Gave them as part of a prezzie and she loved them and I managed to sneak one and they were yummy!
Great all round service!
Fab thankyou
Beautiful and funny
Second time ordering Looks great They are a Father’s Day present I’m sure he’ll love them
Nice,but not worth the money in my opinion.
Prompt service
Great idea that’s quirky, cheeky and a bit naughty! Love it
Nice chocolate! Delivered on time, as confirmed! Thank you!
ordered as a funny present for my husbands upcoming birthday....cute but much smaller than they look in the picture still looking forward to giving them to him though 😊
Excellent service, really helpful with delivery problem. Fun product. Highly recommend.
Haven't been open yet as there for a birthday in June but looks good and in a nice box
Quick delivery , amusing and I dont know what they taste like yet , thanks though
Husband loved them
Lovely gift
Arrived very quickly, in time for Easter...much hilarity when my wife opened them!
Perfect gift for brother! Definitely made him laugh when he opened it. Fast delivery and it’s nice to look on ingredients and to see that palm oil ISN'T used!
My breast feeding daughter thought they were a wonderful gift 🎁
Lovely fun chocolate tasted Lovely
I sent these as a gift to a friend so didn't actually eat them. He said the were lovely
My nephew loved them as part of his novelty gifts for his 18th birthday x
lovely
Really enjoyed the one piece that the other half left me lol , he had eaten the lot and it didn’t take him long , would highly recommend ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ⭐️
Hubby loved these!! Great chocolate
Loved the chocolates. Excellent xx
I thought they would be bigger, but they are perfectly formed and caused great hilarity over family dinner!
Brought for my partner for Easter 😂
Arrived promptly! These are presents for a friend who hasn't had them yet, but they look great quality and smell amazing!!
Delivery and packaging excellent. The moulds were great, but the chocolate just wasn’t very tasty. Funny gift but a bit disappointing.
Great gift for my friend. Lovely chocolate.
Good fun with the choc boob's my partner love them
This was for a present. He loved them
Super gift for my lovely friend affectionately known as Sugartitz! Thank you 😊
Havnt opened yet its for my husband for easter
Really unique funny gift for my partner.
Luvli quality item and quick fast delivery will definitely be ordering again
FAQ's
What if my chocolate arrives melted or smashed?
We take the hit. If your gift arrives broken or heat-damaged, snap a photo and we’ll dispatch a fresh replacement immediately. Your gift will arrive perfect, guaranteed.
What if it’s late and misses the special day?
Nothing kills a celebration like a late gift. Use our Tracked 24 or Special Delivery at checkout to hit your deadline. Watch the countdown on the product page to see exactly when we ship.
What if it looks "cheap" or nothing like the photos?
This isn't mass-produced plastic. It’s hand-carved Belgian chocolate from our Somerset studio. Scroll to our Customer Gallery to see unedited photos from real buyers - what you see is what they get.
What if the recipient has a dangerous allergy?
We don't hide the facts. Every product page has a clear Allergy Alert. If you’re worried about a specific ingredient, jump on our Live Chat for an instant answer before you buy.
What if I want a refund because I’ve changed my mind?
It’s food, so we can't restock it. But if you’re unhappy with the quality or service, we won't hide behind a policy. Contact us and we’ll find a solution that leaves you smiling.
Does it tastes like waxy "novelty" chocolate?
"Novelty" doesn't mean low-grade. We use premium Belgian cocoa with a high butter content for a smooth melt. If it doesn't taste as good as it looks, tell us - we’ll make it right.
What if they see the price inside the box?
We’re gifting experts. We never include invoices or price tags in the parcel. Your recipient sees the beautiful chocolate and your note; the "boring" stuff stays in your inbox.