Don't be a D**k Chocolate Message

Don't be a D**k Chocolate Message

£20.00
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Don't be a D**k Chocolate Message
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Don't be a D**k Chocolate Message

Don't be a D**k Chocolate Message

This cheeky assorted message box contains twenty-five delicious Belgian chocolate pieces!
£20.00

Perfect For Gifting

Handmade in the UK

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Chocolate Willies

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£12.00
You are Such a T*t Chocolate Message

You are Such a T*t Chocolate Message

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Chocolate Willies

Chocolate Willies

£12.00
Description

These entertaining chocolates are the perfect gift to make that certain someone smile or even laugh out loud!
Product Details

Handmade from white, milk and dark Belgian chocolate
Box contains eleven chocolate letters and fourteen chocolate willies
Shelf life: 3-6 months (if you can resist)
Weight: 250g
Box Dimensions: Approx 21cm x 21cm x 2.5cm
Nutritional Information

Typical Values Per 100g

Energy kJ 2,343, Energy kcal 560, Fat 36g, of which Saturates 23g, Carbohydrate 51g, of which Sugars 49g, Protein 5g, Salt
Ingredients & Allergens

Cocoa mass, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, emulsifier:  soyalecithin Colour: concentrate of radish, apple and blackcurrant

Dark Chocolate Contains: Cocoa Solids 53.5% Minimum.

White Chocolate Contains: Cocoa Solids 28% minimum, Milk Solids 23% minimum.

Milk Chocolate Contains: Cocoa Solids 33.5% minimum, milk solids 21.8% minimum

May contain traces of Gluten (Barley, Wheat) Nuts (Tree nots, Peanuts)
Delivery & Returns

Handmade Dispatch: As everything is made to order, standard delivery usually ships within 2–3 working days.

  • Standard UK Shipping: £3.99.
  • Next Day Delivery: £6.95. Order by 2pm for next working day delivery (Orders placed Friday arrive Monday).
  • NI & Offshore: * Northern Ireland: £8.00 (2–4 days)
  • Isles & Channel Islands: £15.00 (2–4 days)
  • Missed Delivery: A signature is required. If you're out, the carrier will leave a card to arrange collection or re-delivery.
  • Returns: Not 100% satisfied? Please contact us and we will aim to resolve any issues as quickly as possible.

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FAQ's

What if my chocolate arrives melted or smashed?

We take the hit. If your gift arrives broken or heat-damaged, snap a photo and we’ll dispatch a fresh replacement immediately. Your gift will arrive perfect, guaranteed.
What if it’s late and misses the special day?

Nothing kills a celebration like a late gift. Use our Tracked 24 or Special Delivery at checkout to hit your deadline. Watch the countdown on the product page to see exactly when we ship.
What if it looks "cheap" or nothing like the photos?

This isn't mass-produced plastic. It’s hand-carved Belgian chocolate from our Somerset studio. Scroll to our Customer Gallery to see unedited photos from real buyers - what you see is what they get.
What if the recipient has a dangerous allergy?

We don't hide the facts. Every product page has a clear Allergy Alert. If you’re worried about a specific ingredient, jump on our Live Chat for an instant answer before you buy.
What if I want a refund because I’ve changed my mind?

It’s food, so we can't restock it. But if you’re unhappy with the quality or service, we won't hide behind a policy. Contact us and we’ll find a solution that leaves you smiling.
Does it tastes like waxy "novelty" chocolate?

"Novelty" doesn't mean low-grade. We use premium Belgian cocoa with a high butter content for a smooth melt. If it doesn't taste as good as it looks, tell us - we’ll make it right.
What if they see the price inside the box?

We’re gifting experts. We never include invoices or price tags in the parcel. Your recipient sees the beautiful chocolate and your note; the "boring" stuff stays in your inbox.